Lindsay Lohan is going to JAIL!!!!!

Lindsay Lohan is due in court tomorrow, and apparently, she won’t be able to make it! HAHA! Other plans, LiLo!?!
Lindsay Lohan claims that when she was in Cannes, her passport was stolen. When she went to the airport to get on her RESERVED flight, she tried getting on without a passport, and obviously was rejected. LOL!! Lindasy, you TRIED GETTING ON A PLANE WITHOUT A PASSPORT? Are you thick as shit?!?! God dang. Anyways, because of this, she won’t be able to make it to her court appearance tomorrow… Damn, when something goes RIGHT with Lindsay, something else goes WRONG! Such a shame.

Lindsay has made an appointment with the U.S. Embassy tomorrow at 9 AM to get another passport so she can fly home.

Judge Marsha Revel has said she will issue a warrant for Lindsay’s arrest if she doesn’t show up for the court hearing at 8:30 AM. But Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, says

 I was on the phone with Lindsay’s assistant the entire night and we’re doing everything we can to resolve this issue and get her back to L.A.

Oh god… DISASTER!!! LOL! Why does this shit always happen to Lindsay? I almost feel sorry for her! If she doesn’t get this passport back, she won’t need one because her ass will be IN JAIL!!!!

Oh Lindsay… Hollywood will have enough of you sooner or later. Such a shame, because you’re genuinely talented, too!